Discriminant Boy : Contents
The Adventures of Discriminant Boy In The Negative Dimension.
- Introduction
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In which the cast and the reader,
but not the stories or the authors, are greviously insulted.
- Cast list
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In which names are named, places are
named, alliances are named, and nobody is entertained.
- Prequel 1
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The Best Lives of All, in which
evil is named, and a party is planned.
- Prequel 2
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The Party, in which evil is
active, and a party is held.
- Prequel 3
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The Hangover, in which evil
is dismayed and many people feel very ill.
- Episode 1
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A Short Introduction To Our Super-Zero,
Discriminant Boy, in which our Zero is introduced.
- Episode 2
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Discriminant Boy Meets (And is Rejected by)
The Woman of His Dreams, in which our Zero fails to pick up.
- Episode 3
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Discriminant Boy Obtains A Mode of Transport,
in which the term 'transport' is used very loosely.
- Episode 4
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The Girl From Molong Discovers Discriminant
Boy's Weakness (With Some Help From The Vampire), in which the author's fondess
for long titles gets out of control.
- Episode 5
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Discriminant Boy Goes on an Epic Journey,
in which Discriminant Boy goes for a stroll, and some gratuitous characters are
introduced.
- Epsiode 6
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The Final Showdown, in which the title lies.
- Christmas Episode
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Discriminant Boy and the Christmas
Adventure, in which Discriminant Boy has a crappy party, not an adventure.
- Episode 7
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Spike Boy's Traitorous Defection, in which
Spike Boy is a meanie to his friend, Discriminant Boy.
- Episode 8
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Discriminant Boy, Spike Boy and Hyperbolia
All Display Their Bad Taste, in which there is much drooling.
- Episode 9
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James Sheahan Catholic Cesspool Makes
Another Pathetic Attempt to Look Good in Comparison to Other Pools, in
which the Zeroes embarrass themselves.
- Episode 10
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Sensai Garden Gnome Has A Hideous
Flashback, in which a warning to the parents of children worldwide is
made.
- Episode 11
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The Wet Willie Glee Club Get A
Mode of Transport, in which the Complex Father had to get in on the act
too.
- Episode 12
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The Vampire And Win Tin Tin Leave
the Wet Willie Glee Club and Achieve World Domination, in which something
actually happens.
- Episode 13
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Mission Improbable, in which
statistics damnably lie.
- Episode 14
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Q. How Many Idiots Does It Take
To Change A Light Bulb?, in which little is accomplished.
- Episode 15
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Sensai Garden Gnome Fails His
Followers... Again, in which trust in leadership is not rewarded.
- Episode 16
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Unrest In the Negative Dimension,
in which evil is boring.
- Episode 17
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Win Tin Tin Seizes Sole Control Of
The Known Universe, in which true evil has its true reward.
- Episode 18
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Pizza Hut Regained, in which
territory is reclaimed from the forces of evil.
- Episode 19
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The Return of the Mathia, in
which evil wakes, yawns and takes over.
- Episode 20
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The Absolutely, Positively, Really
Final Showdown, in which the title is truthful.
- Copyright
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In which the authors stake a claim
to that which no one else wants.
Introduction
The Adventures of Discriminant Boy are copyright © 1996-1997. All rights reserved.