The Adventures of Discriminant Boy In The Negative Dimension.

Once upon a space-time, there was a dimension, known as the Negative Dimension. In this dimension, concepts such as Negative Length, Negative Weight, Negative Speed, Negative Volume and so forth were the order of the day. So was Negative IQ, Negative Humour, and Negative Common-sense.

Thus, it came to pass that what took place in this Negative Dimension was of a bizarre and disturbingly inane nature. Since the dawn of time (strictly speaking, time should run backwards in such a dimension, and therefore that should have read 'Since the conclusion of time' but it didn't so it didn't, so there) the Negative Dimension was inhabited by odd creatures.

However, this is true of our very own dimension as well. There was nothing spectacularly special about the Negative Dimension before the arrival of Discriminant Boy, aside from a highly efficient Maths/drug-based dictatorship.

Actually, there was nothing particularly special about the Negative Dimension after the arrival of Discriminant Boy either. But that. is the story contained within this site. A story of indifferent Good and incompetant Bad at war with one another, themselves, and their pathetic unfufilled sexual desire for one another. A story of a universe where Maths is both a religion and a drug, where short guys with beards can temporarily gain the ear of the people, and where Tim Tams and Smarties are more desirable than money.

At this moment you are sitting there in your comfortable fourth spacetime dimension (or whatever the theory-of-the-month has it being) thinking hmmm... this lot must be in one of the most stupid, incoherent, improbable, unreadable stories known to mankind , yes? Indeed they are. Obviously. That's not even a worthwhile question to ask. This is a story about a bunch of idiots schemeing to save a pathetic universe from villainous forces who have much more fun anyway. There. Now you can read on, safe in your superiority (is this unusual for you?).

So, the story of the strangely named Discriminant Boy, so-called for his imaginary roots. Also the story of other improbably named characters; The GrumbleBum, Parallel Line-us, Wet Willie, The Girl From Molong... The Adventures of Discriminant Boy in the Negative Dimension.