Episode 1: A Short Introduction To Our Super-Zero, Discriminant Boy.

Once upon a time in a dimension far, far away, the great king and queen of Dotland had a prince. This prince wasn't an ordinary prince, he was a very ordinary prince.Unfortunately when he was only sixteen years of age, he somehow found his way into the negative dimension via the toilet. As he travelled through the eternal sewer, he gained a mystical power, i.e. Mathematical Waste, a waste so powerful, it transformed a zero into a Super-Zero, and he became... DISCRIMINANT BOY.

As our story opens, the evil Complex father and his evil comrades, the Wet Willie Glee Club, began to plot world domination from their Treehouse of Horrors in that infamous centre of crime... Molong!

Discriminant Boy, who was now hidden away in an alleyway gutter outside of Pizza Hut, had heard the news of this plot through his new friend, Spike Boy, who happened to be living in that same gutter. Discriminant Boy, and Spike Boy tried desperately to join the Wet Willie Glee Club and fulfill their hopes of eternal popularity, but were brutally rejected after not only failing an IQ test, but running into a closet on their way out.

By the very unfortunate accident of learning Maths at James Sheahan Catholic Cesspool, they found enlightenment in the form of a Garden Gnome, disguised as a rather poor Maths teacher. Through him they learnt the great mathematical truth: 1+1=2. Oh yeah, and also they began to work for the good(?) of all humanity as a hobby.